doing meetings not enough...i am getting re-baptised....

by oompa 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    that is probably what is holding me back from praying.....so i am taking the plunge and really meaning it this time....................oompa

    Make sure they hold you down for five minutes this time and then have you revived that way you can make sure you are really brain dead this time and you will fit in better.

  • dinah
    dinah
    I am giving the Memorial talk... "The Dead Sea... who killed it and why?"

    Funny!!

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Ommpa I'll baptize you in Sydney harbour near the Opera House.......all I need is a large bucket and some quick dry cement for your shoes!

  • villabolo
    villabolo

    And I thought I was prepared for this day!

  • Quentin
    Quentin

    I'm ready....take me back...take me back...please....

  • four candles
    four candles

    I'm all for a mass skinny dip!!!

  • JAVA
    JAVA

    I think the Tower should hold all baptisims on April 1st, -- at least they could get one date correct!

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