doing meetings not enough...i am getting re-baptised....

by oompa 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • AgentSmith
    AgentSmith

    You know it going to be one helluva thing to get the suits to re baptise you....

    Sacolton and I are going to the service meeting tonight. Must we pick you up?

    Agent Smith

  • oompa
    oompa

    Agent Smith how kind of you my brother, please pick me up at 6:30 so we can get their early and mingle with our friends and be an encouragement to one another..........oompa

  • AgentSmith
    AgentSmith

    No problem. Will do. And are you still on for field service this weekend? Some streetwork first and I have a few return visits...

    Now where the heck is my tie?

    Agent Smiff

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    They won't allow you to get re-baptized, but if you get some regular field service in, they will let you pioneer by September.
    That's virtually the same as re-baptism. Just set your goals, dream big.

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Make sure you do a cannonball into the water.

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    Don't forget to wear your swimming goggles.

  • out4good3
    out4good3

    I'd rather go in the kitchen, make sure there a gas leak......

    ....and light a match!

  • Robert7
    Robert7

    shit... you really had me worried for a second!

  • blondie
    blondie

    April Fool's!

    The WTS no longer allows people to get rebaptized........................maybe one out of a 1,000,000 and only if the local BOE does it privately.

  • four candles
    four candles

    Skinny Dipping?????

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