You know it going to be one helluva thing to get the suits to re baptise you....
Sacolton and I are going to the service meeting tonight. Must we pick you up?
Agent Smith
by oompa 36 Replies latest jw friends
You know it going to be one helluva thing to get the suits to re baptise you....
Sacolton and I are going to the service meeting tonight. Must we pick you up?
Agent Smith
Agent Smith how kind of you my brother, please pick me up at 6:30 so we can get their early and mingle with our friends and be an encouragement to one another..........oompa
No problem. Will do. And are you still on for field service this weekend? Some streetwork first and I have a few return visits...
Now where the heck is my tie?
Agent Smiff
They won't allow you to get re-baptized, but if you get some regular field service in, they will let you pioneer by September.
That's virtually the same as re-baptism. Just set your goals, dream big.
Make sure you do a cannonball into the water.
Don't forget to wear your swimming goggles.
I'd rather go in the kitchen, make sure there a gas leak......
....and light a match!
shit... you really had me worried for a second!
April Fool's!
The WTS no longer allows people to get rebaptized........................maybe one out of a 1,000,000 and only if the local BOE does it privately.
Skinny Dipping?????