best JW Cult words & phrases

by still_in74 69 Replies latest jw friends

  • megaflower
    megaflower

    The Wordlings- It sounds like we are being invaded by people of another planet ,yikes!!!

  • Trevor Scott
    Trevor Scott

    "evidently"

    which always means the exact opposite.

  • Decided
    Decided

    Field Service

    Theocratic Ministry School

    Service Meeting

    Anointed

    Street Work

    Unassigned Territory

    Time Slip

    Kingdom Hall

    Congregation Servant

    Contribution Box

    Going in Service

    Magazine Work

    Literature Servant

    Congregation Book Study

    Interested Person (you called back on them)

    Territory Map

    Ken P.

  • Dagney
    Dagney

    "Evidently..."

    "this system of things"

    director of the feast

    "do not-at-homes"

    running ahead, running ahead of the slave class

    bad association, loose conduct,

    three fold cord

  • Mary
    Mary

    OK, it's page 2 and I can't believe no one's mentioned the most feared phrase in Dubdumb Land:

    "Independent Thinking"

    Free Smiley FaceFree Smiley FaceFree Smiley Face

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    Pioneer, ministerial servant, disfellowship, disassociate

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    The Slave = the guys in charge

    Pioneer = a city dweller who spends most of their time knocking on doors trying to get people to join their religion

    The good news of the kingdom = join the watchtower or die

    Spiritual paradise = the daily hell of being under the thumb of the Watchtower.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    WAIT ON JEHOVAH. That is a scam phrase designed to keep you in the cancer, waiting. Of course, you will be waiting your whole life, wasting time watching things pass you right by. And nothing ever gets fixed.

    It would be much faster if I would study science to its extreme, in the most fully integrated fashion possible, and leave all the work online (original works, so no one could later corrupt it). Some other honest person could pick up on it where I left off, and eventually all the things promised by God would happen without God.

  • Meeting Junkie No More
    Meeting Junkie No More

    timely

    at the proper time

    being spiritually fed

    the gift of singleness (ugh)

  • minimus
    minimus

    "Worldly" is my favorite. It sets EVERYTHING apart. Us vs. them. Great cult word!

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