best JW Cult words & phrases

by still_in74 69 Replies latest jw friends

  • sooner7nc
    sooner7nc

    "Word Whiskers" WTF? Why would you want to tell some uneducated, nervous moron not to say "uh, ah, or oh" when he at least had the balls to give the damn talk in the first place?

  • Alpaca
    Alpaca

    Type and antitype -- I never did get that shit straight--thank GOD!!!

    The Nethenim class

    The Jonadab class

    The other sheep class--how about just the gullible sheep class

    I loved "happifying"

    the Lazarus class

    All those damn classes--I mean did Freddy Franz just sit around on his ass all day and dream up the most fanciful shit he could think of?

    Duh...okay what was I thinking

    I'll think of more and be back later.

  • Alpaca
    Alpaca

    The "Friends" -- oh yeah--the Friends-- they never were true friends

  • Alpaca
    Alpaca

    "in the truth"

    "out of the truth"

    "left the truth"

    "share the truth"

    "present truth"

    "old truth"

    "The Truth" -- like they had if frikken trademarked

  • recovering
    recovering

    holy spirit,

    evil slave class

    torture stake

    judicial commitee

    circuit oversear

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    I remember "happifying."

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    I have to agree that "THE TRUTH" and the variations on it (especially "in THE TRUTH")
    are the best ones they use. There's no need to research and check on the message from
    the WT if it's "the truth." There is no need to listen to the householders' objections or to
    pay attention to science or politics or news or anything if you have "the truth." No need to
    disagree with the elders or the C.O. or to ignore their policies on dress, grooming, field service,
    booking hotels, college, etc. etc. if they are "in the truth."

    Also, the stop-think phrases are great. "Wait on Jehovah." "The light is getting brighter."
    "They are not inspired, but spirit-directed." "Jehovah will straighten it out."

  • recovering
    recovering

    great tribulation

    theocratic warfare (jw word for lying)

    marked

  • Mrs. Fiorini
    Mrs. Fiorini

    The term "ones" to describe anybody and everybody. "Honest hearted ones" "spiritually mature ones" "unrepentant ones" and on and on. I don't know anyone else who talks or writes like that.

  • megaflower
    megaflower

    'We should be mindful" GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I hated that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Obidence to the word

    Sacred service

    door to door ministry

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