So I go to the Trader Joes the other day and notice a really attractive
woman in produce, but i can't place her....So i follow her over to the bread aisle, and got a better view of her face....but still could not figure out where i knew her from....so i finally said "excuse me, but you look so familiar, i almost know we have met before."
She looks me right in the eyes and says, (without smiling) "'I'm pretty sure you're the father of one of my kids."
I was speechless, but my mind races back to the only time I was ever unfaithful to my wife, and said, "Oh my God, are you the stripper from my best friends bachelor party and we had sex on the pool table while your partner whipped my butt with that black whip???"
Now, she looks a little startled and says, "No, I'm your sons fourth grade teacher."...................................................oompa
this is probably old but it still cracks me up...........