On Cold Snowy Weekends, What Do You Like To Do?

by minimus 39 Replies latest jw friends

  • Sunnygal41
    Sunnygal41
    "smoke a bowl" or a bone?
    bowl...........i have a kewl little multicolor blown glass pipe..........a bone is a cig........some people call them skinnies......or fatties, depending on how much you use when you roll them.........i love blunts, actually........don't know how to manufacture them yet, but, one of these days i'll learn...........
  • minimus
    minimus

    No wonder you're Sunnygal.

  • DJK
    DJK

    "I get tanked up on beer waiting for the snow to stop, then I start up the snowblower and clear the driveway."

    Is it illegal to operate a snowblower while intoxicated? I even cross the roadway to clear around the mailbox.

  • eyeslice
    eyeslice

    My wife and were away for the weekend last week. She even missed the Watchtower on helping strays return to the flock! Guess she thought quality time together is more important. Went to a very wild and cold part of the coast line but at the same time it was beautiful.

  • dinah
    dinah

    Hmmmm, we hardly ever get snow here. But the last two times we had snowstorms, I got pregnant.

  • eyeslice
    eyeslice

    Dinah - so we know what you like to do then

  • blondie
    blondie

    I always have indoor projects, creative and practical. I use my new MP3 player, watch a favorite movie. Hubby makes soups. I play my piano; I can compose and record on it. Look forward to my coming trip to a warmer clime and make plans. Have to work on my packing list this weekend.

    Do all the things I need to do inside because come spring, its into the garden and the flower beds.

    Blondie

    Extra-Easy Sun-Loving Garden Plan

  • blondie
    blondie

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  • John Doe
    John Doe

    A lot of babies are born in the fall. . .

  • jeeprube
    jeeprube

    Snuggle in bed with my wife and dogs, and dream about floating down a river in the summer with my shirt off.

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