"In what aisle could I find the Polish Sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, answers, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"
He continues his rant, "Or if I asked for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then why did you ask me if I'm Polish, because I ask for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
Polish Sausage
by Jim_TX 35 Replies latest social humour
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Jim_TX
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mrsjones5
lol, cute
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John Doe
We have some Polish people who post here. That joke is in poor taste.
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Priest73
That was John Doe's afternoon!!!
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Brother Apostate
We have some Polish people who post here. That joke is in poor taste.
Polish Sausage (Kielbasa) is always in good taste. I suggest you take a dump, then partake of some fine Polish Sauasage with Kosciusko mustard, Pierogies on the side, of course. BA- Political correctness sucks.
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John Doe
BA- Political correctness sucks.
Rudeness sucks more.
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Brother Apostate
Rudeness sucks more.
I'd say they are two sides of the same coin.
Those who believe non-PC jokes are rude have a tendency to whine.
Those who share non-PC jokes have a tendency to laugh.
BA- Laughing.
PS- Lighten up. Always look on the bright side of life.
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John Doe
I think if you'll check my post history here, I'm much more apt to be laughing than you are. But, this is still a red herring, and has nothing to do with the rudeness of calling people of certain nationalities stupid. That kind of "humor" has no place in modern society, and decent people have an obligation to quash it.
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Brother Apostate
But, this is still a red herring, and has nothing to do with the rudeness of calling people of certain nationalities stupid. That kind of "humor" has no place in modern society, and decent people have an obligation to quash it.
Nonsense.
The ability to laugh at ourselves, and others, is part of the human experience.
It is entirely natural.
The problem is political correctness.
It is diversionary, and leads to lies, duplicity, and disingenous behavior.
And weakness.
And, of course, whining.
BA- Not a problem
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Finally-Free
I've got some Polish in me and I take no offense, so shut up and eat some goddamn perogies.