10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

by Satanus 55 Replies latest social humour

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Not nessesarily in order. I know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but.....

    10. We got back bacon.

    9. Pamela anderson.

    8. We got french women.

    7. Don't have to play global cop.

    6. Don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.

    5. Bill clinton doesn't live here.

    4. We got more room.

    3. We got real medicare.

    2. We got more water.

    1. The beer is better.

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    it's just too bad we don't have people who can speak proper english!

    we HAVE, not got!

    ~ §¦¡† \|/®¡§†§ ؃ †#ë §|<¥ ~

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    That IS proper canadian english, my dear. Besides, what language exactly is ~ §¦¡† \|/®¡§†§ ؃ †#ë §|<¥ ~ , eh?

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    not in MY part of canada! :)

    ~ §¦¡† \|/®¡§†§ ؃ †#ë §|<¥ ~

  • Naeblis
    Naeblis

    All canadians should be shot. Shot then gassed. Then killed.

  • nytelecom1
    nytelecom1

    is it true that Canada is just a Kmart version of the u.s.?

  • Naeblis
    Naeblis

    How Kmart did we look when we burned down the whitehouse??

    :)

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    NY

    Well, it's true that except for the above listed items, canada has basically sold out. We havn't been able to copy bill clinton, though, thank santa.

    SS

  • Englishman
    Englishman
    How Kmart did we look when we burned down the whitehouse??

    Hey! We did that too!

    Englishman.

    Bring on the dancing girls!

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey Naeblis,your supposed to be on our side you silly bugger..>>Mango,you canadian she devil,give Nablis his sock back,he`s awfully cranky without it..>>Alright St.Satan,we got:Molson canadian beer/Molson canadian beer 18paks/Molson canadian beer 18 paks with cool prizes inside/mountains/oceans/deserts/clean water/beautiful women/rugged countryside/world class restaraunts/theatre/endless sports/thousands of lakes/national health care/democratic government/ski resorts/pissed off apostates(lol)and the list go`s on...OUTLAW

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