where the Hades are Satan and his cronies?????

by oompa 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • oompa
    oompa

    WTF are JW's always talking about....esp. at ASSemblies about how this guy and his buddies are always after us....and dominating the frikin world? I would give my left nut to see SOME type of attack......a ghost....ANY frikkin thing!!!!........actually.....that would probably scare me right back into the kingdom hall.....or have me join a coven...............oompa

  • DoomVoyager
    DoomVoyager

    The demunz are busy seeking out a Tupperware container of sufficient dimensions and evil-ness to function as a throne for His Infernal Majesty. They simply don't have time to harrass insignificant dubbies right now.

  • oompa
    oompa

    i need demonz dammit!!!..........oompa

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    Oompa, you're so funny. I really missed you when you were off fishing and catchng nothing. Look up robstudio on YouTube. He has some funny videos about demons.

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    Dang it Oompa, don't you know they live in smurfs?? and tuperware!!!!!!

  • Vachi 8 He Is
    Vachi 8 He Is

    And don't forget Transformers! Courtesy of my uncle because the names of the transformers are names of demons. So too, I should throw out all my tool Ratchets, totally kirk out when I see actual Bumblebees, and plug my ears from the all too devilish Soundwaves.

  • halcyon
    halcyon

    hmmm, I have a Wiccan friend and she says she can go into a house sometimes and sense objects that have spirits residing in them. But upon a test in another friend's house, two different objects gave off two different vibes for two different people.


    whatever. Anywhoo, it occurred to me that the JW obsession with how much power Satan has and how much he is featured in the religion pretty much amounts to worship, if you ask me. If you attribute vast amounts of power to a spirit being, give him the whole world to rule, and then constantly talk about how much power he has, I think that counts as worshipping that spirit being.

    I would think completely ignoring him would be the best way to not worship him ...

  • Aculama
    Aculama

    Someone told me once that they don't fool with you if they have you where they want you.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    I think that some kinds of small forces something like demons do exist. However, they have about as much power as does an earthworm, and they care about our affairs as much as an earthworm does. If one gets in your way, you can kick it away, like you can one of those wayward earthworms on the side walk on a rainy day. If you really want an experience w one of those entities, you need to learn some kind of altered state of mind, and then you might, maybe see or have an experience w one.

    S

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead

    Oomps,

    Go to the source. Ask Zoraster... he's the one who created the "Satan" concept in the first place...

    [email protected]

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