Cat:
* Life is hard and then you nap.
* Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours
* Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
* Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there.
* Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
* Make your mark in the world -- or at least spray in each corner.
* When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
* Make love loudly and have your babies quietly.
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Things I Learned From my Dog
by Satanus 26 Replies latest watchtower bible
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Satanus
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RisingEagle
stilla said: If you can lick your own balls - do so
In line with that excellent thinking my favorite saying about things to learn from a dog:
"If you can't eat it or f#@& it, piss on it and walk away."
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Satanus
Cats just put some of their spit on something, and it's theirs.
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KingArthur
IMG_1025.jpg Wait until master get up then go sleep under the covers. Patience stair with your big brown eyes until you get a piece of the steak How do I insert a photo into my post?
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Satanus
King
You need to transfer it to one of those sites like photobucket. Then you can link to it w it's address.
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Satanus
Be persistent.
If something doesn't work, try another path.
Be optimistic whenever possible.
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Satanus
Laser is a drug for cats.
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