Things I Learned From my Dog

by Satanus 26 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Cat:


    * Life is hard and then you nap.

    * Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours

    * Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.

    * Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there.

    * Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.

    * Make your mark in the world -- or at least spray in each corner.

    * When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.

    * Make love loudly and have your babies quietly.

    S

  • RisingEagle
    RisingEagle
    stilla said: If you can lick your own balls - do so

    In line with that excellent thinking my favorite saying about things to learn from a dog:

    "If you can't eat it or f#@& it, piss on it and walk away."

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Cats just put some of their spit on something, and it's theirs.

    S

  • KingArthur
    KingArthur

    IMG_1025.jpg Wait until master get up then go sleep under the covers. Patience stair with your big brown eyes until you get a piece of the steak How do I insert a photo into my post?

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    King

    You need to transfer it to one of those sites like photobucket. Then you can link to it w it's address.

    S

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Be persistent.

    If something doesn't work, try another path.

    Be optimistic whenever possible.

    S

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Laser is a drug for cats.

    S

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