Things I Learned From my Dog

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  • Satanus
    Satanus

    What i learned from my cat:

    Never do something, if you can get somebody else to do it for you.

    Everybody owes me.

    S

  • Slappy
    Slappy

    Things learned from a cat:

    Peace and contentment come with a caring master.

    Big-ass brown recluse spiders aren't scary when they can't bite you.

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    Things I Learned from my Cats:

    The world revolves around me.

    The less interested I am in a person, the more interested they are in me.

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Things I Learned from my Cats:

    The world revolves around me.

    The less interested I am in a person, the more interested they are in me.

    Hey Jamie, Your cat sounds like a butthole.

  • Hope4Others
    Hope4Others

    Cats want to be noticed when your typing they stand in front of the monitor...
    Cats like to type.....

    They want food when they want it....and tell you so....


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    Dogs are obedient....sometimes

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    Cat lesson: If your food is not put down for you in a timely manner, do figure 8's around the masters legs so they can't walk.

    Dog lesson: If you would like to be picked up and snuggled, wait until your master is talking to you, then cock your head to one side like you are really trying to understand their jibberish.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    If you can lick your own balls - do so

  • Slappy
    Slappy

    Learned from dogs and cats:

    Life without a (good) master is not nearly as enjoyable.

    - Food is harder to come by

    - Food isn't as good

    - It sux getting hit by a car and not having anyone to take you to a vet.

    - Nobody to play with

    - Running from everything (because of fear) can really wear you out

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Some good ones, there. Some more about Dog:

    Never miss an opportunity to lay on the grass.

    Run in circles when your frustrated.

    Be silly every day.

    Sometimes, singing is the best response.

    Finish the day lying beside the one you love.

    S

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    Robdar said:

    Hey Jamie,

    Your cat sounds like a butthole. All cats are buttholes, but I love them anyway.

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