If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
Don't go out without ID.
Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on
their shoes.
Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is
effective.
When you do something wrong, always take responsibility
(as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).
If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
S
Ps, feel free to add what you learned from yours.
Pps, ok, form cats, too.
Things I Learned From my Dog
by Satanus 26 Replies latest watchtower bible
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Satanus
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zagor
Add two more and we'll have 10 commandments of Satanus ;)
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Satanus
Ok.
Eat whatever food is put in front of you.
When you go out into the world, remember; always take time to smell the
roses....and the trees....grass, rocks, and fire hydrants -
Robdar
A belly rub can make up for being ignored.
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Satanus
Assume that everyone adores you.
Trust your instincts.
Enjoy the simple things.
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Satanus
Thanks, robby.
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Satanus
You are never going to learn anything from a cat.
Some people smell better than others do.
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gymbob
"Dogs think they are human. Cats think they are God"
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Slappy
No matter what disobedient things you do out of sight of your master, he/she always finds out.
Being well-trained and obedient keeps you safe.
Making my master happy makes me happy, the reward is only a bonus.
Being in the doghouse isn't all that bad...until you spend one night in the house. ;-p
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Robdar
Something I learned from my cat:
Being well groomed makes me feel pretty.