I Had Lunch With Michelle Obama Today

by Justitia Themis 76 Replies latest jw friends

  • Justitia Themis
    Justitia Themis

    Me and about 1500 others. She is an amazon...I'm guessing 5' 11" with big hips. Her speech was OK, but she says "um" a lot. Our table was very close, which translates into we paid $500.00, instead of $200.00, per plate for our cold chicken salad. But hey, the firm paid. I have watched most of the local news stations, and it appears I was successful at dodging the media. I'm not disfellowshipped, and I would like to keep it that way.

    http://www.komonews.com/news/local/25563094.html

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5
    She is an amazon...I'm guessing 5' 11" with big hips.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    4.99 popeyes chicken

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    fuck it tho, the firm paid... so its all good.. you know?

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    I love Popeye chicken

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC
    the firm paid...

    Sorry msjones. Had to thro that in. Dont want yall to worry about me paying too much for my own lunch you know.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    PS,

    There was no media at my luncheon. Justin, how you get the media to show for your lunch?

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    PSII

    If michelle is single I would love to get her number from you. Love wide hips. 5' 11" is prolly too tall for me tho

  • BFD
    BFD

    Ippy I don't know how you keep the paparazzi away. Slick willy you are!

    Oh, I ate lunch at my desk. Hot Pockets. I paid.

    BFD

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Oh, I forgot to add that I'm 6' and have big hips too.

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