If You could go out in Style,How would you leave the JW Organization Again?

by SuperApostateGirl 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • LoverOfTruth
    LoverOfTruth

    I would have sent everyone a personal letter telling them why I was really given the boot.

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    I would have sent everyone a personal letter telling them why I was really given the boot.

    Me too.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I would decorate the whole Kingdumb Hell up for Christmas. The whole nine yards--a great big Christmas tree, decorated to the hilt with 80 boxes of lights. A great big wreath on the main entrance. Lit tinsel garland around the whole perimeter. Large ornaments everywhere, from every conceivable corner. An inflatable Santa in the lobby, playing Christmas carols. C9 lights outlining the roof, in red and green, plus clear icicle lights. A Santa and sleigh on the roof with reindeer. A bunch of inflatables on the front lawn. All the trees decorated for Christmas. Candy canes lining the whole walkway. Poinsettias on the platform. And a huge Christmas wonderland on the platform.

    I would rig it so, when they try to take it down, they would have an impossible time. Everything would be too damn heavy, and they would get hurt trying. The items on top would be set so they would not be able to balance their ladder to remove them. It would take them forever plus risk destroying the Kingdumb Hell to get the exterior decorations down. And I would not lift a finger to help them dismantle them.

    I don't care if it is Christmas time or the middle of summer.

  • cognac
    cognac
    I did go out in style. I wouldn't have done it any other way.

    What did you do?

  • MissingLink
    MissingLink

    Dress up as a smurf, show up mid way thru the sunday talk. Do a few quick laps around the hall handing out copies of CoC. All the while yelling "It's all a bunch of smurfing lies!".

  • minimus
    minimus

    I'd like to be giving a talk at the Hall and deal only with facts about all the discrepancies and errors the "Truth" has and clearly establish, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that this is and never was "The Truth".

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    I really had a dream that I was giving an "experience" at a district assembly.....only I told about being molested as a child, THEN I TOLD THEM IT WAS A JW MS, THAT DID THIS.

    Then of course, I would have arranged for smurfs to be dropped from the sky!!!

  • dawg
    dawg

    I'd say that I was compiling a list of all the dubs... get their addresses and send mailers.

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    I'd yell "prove it!" to every WT comment until I was escorted out.

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb
    would decorate the whole Kingdumb Hell up for Christmas.

    LOL DID THAT!!! A very long time ago......complete with alot of that silver string tinsel, battery operated lights and all!!!

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