by SuperApostateGirl 30 Replies latest jw friends
Well I'll start;
1. I would stand up,light a joint and announce that i am "Bad Association"
2. feeling now liberated I would rat on every Elders child (cause who wouldn't)
3.If they haden't escorted me out yet for lighting up my joint..I would profess to unbelievable acts of hiding demonic parafonalia around the hall.And
watch them Freak Out
4. And as I am walking out of the hall or being escorted I would yell the Smurf is following me! did you see it?
I cant tell it all but involves a shotgun and making people beg to hear the truth!...........oompa
Like Little Toe.
Announce it from the platform during a public talk.
That was class!
JK
By playing Jimi Hendrix on thier PA system
David
hahahaha.
I don't know about you, but i'd need body gaurds. Cause it'd take me atleast 30 minutes to rat out every double lifed punk I've known in my halls. Especially the elder's kids....because we all know they're the worst.
Elders kids were the worst! If i have any resentment at all it was being the scapegoat for those ........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would let out with a stream of profanity. I'd hold up an illustrated evolution chart and proclaim "this is the only truth you need to learn!" I'd play rock n' roll over the PA. I'd bring my worldly boyfriend and french kiss him in front of everyone.
I did go out in style. I wouldn't have done it any other way.
Kwin
I'd go to taco bell, get 6 bean burrito's and pull an upperdecker in every stall.
Have sex with as many elders' daughters that I possibly can until I'm barred from entering any Kingdom Hall.
