I'm an honorary homosexual

by coolhandluke 241 Replies latest members adult

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    JG,

    Lib·er·ty
    Pronunciation:
    \ ' li-b?r-te\
    Function:
    noun
    Inflected Form(s):
    plural lib·er·ties
    Etymology:
    Middle English, from Anglo-French liberté, from Latin libertat-, libertas, from liber free
    Date:
    14th century
    1 : the quality or state of being free: a : the power to do as one pleases b : freedom from physical restraint c : freedom from arbitrary or despotic control d : the positive enjoyment of various social, political, or economic rights and privileges e : the power of choice
  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips
    I'm at least 93% heterosexual but you can't tell me that you've never watched porn where a woman is going down on a man and your mouth hasn't involuntarily parted. no? thats just me? come on!
  • Crumpet
    Crumpet
    I'm at least 93% heterosexual but you can't tell me that you've never watched porn where a woman is going down on a man and your mouth hasn't involuntarily parted. no? thats just me? come on!

    Thank you for bringing this to our attention Brother BurntheShips. Personally I'd suspected as much. The sooner Brother Luke accepts this the sooner he can be embraced by his own kith and kin. Maybe some ass grabbing too.

  • str8?so is spaghetti..until you heat it up
    str8?so is spaghetti..until you heat it up

    You guys crack me up.

    And I want to know who was so naughty the other thread got shut down!! Damn the time zones and me having to go to bed at some point so I could work today.

  • coolhandluke
    coolhandluke
    The sooner Brother Luke accepts this the sooner he can be embraced by his own kith and kin. Maybe some ass grabbing too.

    If gay men magically didn't grow beards, had vaginas and boobs I'd totally be gay. All of the fun of hanging out with your buddies, drinking beer, talking about chicks, arm wrestling, no endless yammering on, no pms and sex? Awesome!

  • Mincan
    Mincan

    I'll take it a step farther and say nothing about homosexuality bothers me... not even if it was in front of me. Would it disgust me, no. Would I rather watch that than a movie, no. It's a completely natural occurance in this biosphere. Do some book learnin'. It's another facet of the awesome stuff we call life.

  • dinah
    dinah

    Luke,

    You are one cool human.

  • FreudianSlip
    FreudianSlip

    If a gay is in a straight wedding.. is he an honorary straight?

  • ohiocowboy
    ohiocowboy

    Coolhandluke is a hottie!

    If he ever did switch teams, I'd be in line...

  • FreudianSlip
    FreudianSlip

    Ohio-

    Uh.. "your side" has already taken enough of the hotties.. leave some for us!!

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