LRG! Dude. Miss talking to you. Funny that reading anything you write I can hear your accent in my head. I can't drink Merlot without thinking about you.
I'm an honorary homosexual
by coolhandluke 241 Replies latest members adult
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Satanus
Marriage isn't a sacred thing. It's a legal/social/church recognition of an animal function, pair bonding. Some of the other animals also bond for life, although the lifetime thing is fading in the human bonding. Perhaps, some animal species are more 'moral' than we monkeys;)
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BurnTheShips
Here's your keys JG.
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coolhandluke
LMAO @ jstalin. Thank you. It is with great humility that I accept this grand prize
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coolhandluke
I told him, "We're all gay, man. It's just to what extent are you gay." He says, "That's bullshit man, I ain't gay at all!" I said, "Yes you are and I'll prove it." He says, "Fine, prove it." I said to him, "All right. Do you like porn?" He says, "Yeah, I love porn, you know that." I said, "Do you only watch two women doing it?" He said, "Naw, I'll watch a man and a woman make love." I said, "Oh, do you want the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?" He said, "Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co-- I did not know that about myself."
Courtesy of Ron White
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shamus100
Nice, Jstalin! Too funny....
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BurnTheShips
One guy I worked with wanted to make me an honorary homosexual.
He asked me, "If you wear a cowboy hat once, does that make you a cowboy"?
BTS
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coolhandluke
no, but im pretty much betting that if you're a male and have a penis inserted into any orifice, and even some what enjoy it you're gonna walk away from that with some questions. i dont have that problem with headgear. I'm at least 93% heterosexual but you can't tell me that you've never watched porn where a woman is going down on a man and your mouth hasn't involuntarily parted. no? thats just me? come on!
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VoidEater
I'll dig out my high school and early college photos to show you my boots and big-a$$ belt buckle... ;-)
But I've also spent the night with a straight guy or two, before I was pair-bonded.
