So Jehovah's Witnesses came to our door, this is about the fifth time, I always miss them, but they talk to my wife, this time I was home due to the holiday season, the man was an elder, he came with a newbie, thought he would show her "how's its done"), the young women sat there with mouth wide open, as she watched me beat up her elder with his own Bible. Well after discussing the Scriptures for about 2 hours, (subjects included: salvation, ransom, permission of evil, god's organization), She looked at me and said "amazing, I've never heard it explained quite that way before."
The elder asked me what religious affiliations I had, I told him, "I am with the Associated Bible Students." He got up looked at me and said in a stern voice, "You are the antichrist!" and they left. I watched them walk to their car, and the girl turned back and I yelled, "You know where we live, visit anytime."
What are the chances that my address is now listed on the back of the territory card's do not call list?