Which MALE body type do you prefer? (page 4)

Simon

you forgot to mention dashing good looks, muscular physique, awesome stamina and foot long...

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... feet (what DID you think I was going to say?!?!)

Simon

BTW Ladies, I'm making notes so I will know how to attract women...

So far I have to be a 6ft short guy with blondish-black hair but maybe bald at weekends and tanned smooth, hairy skin with the odd scar covering my muscular but pot-bellied body.

Easy !

conflicted

Simon, Simon, Simon!

What's wrong with you!?!

BTW Ladies, I'm making notes so I will know how to attract women...

You know Angharad reads this, she posted right before you!

On the other hand...

So far I have to be a 6ft short guy with blondish-black hair but maybe bald at weekends and tanned smooth, hairy skin with the odd scar covering my muscular but pot-bellied body.

Very funny!

Billygoat

ShaunaC

BTW, Nick spoons me every night when we go to bed (with or without sex) and does the same every morning. I set my alarm to make sure I have extra time for cuddling cuz Nick never wants to let me out of bed!

Are you sure we aren't with the same guy???

Tyydyy

Are there any women here who do not like a lot of muscles?

It depends on where the muscles are!

Angharad

One thing I can't stand is hairy backs!

Me too! Ugh! We'll leave those for Joelbear! He'd "see" them better than us anyway. ((()))

I love this thread!
Andi

LDH

You may complete an application if you look like:

1. The ROCK
2. Howie Long
3. The ROCK
4. Howie Long

Do not bother if you look like:
1. Pee Wee Herman
2. Tom Cruise (MUCH too short--Nicole learned her lesson, eh)
3. Ricky Martin/Rico Suave
4. Brad Pitt (see #3)

Strong arms and shoulders do it for me. Yummy.

Lisa

Simon

What's wrong with me?

I've just been readin that hot 'FEMALE body type' thread and thought I'd try and get some fit babe to visit us

I'm for a beating when she reads this!

Billygoat

Lisa

Ooooh La La! Howie Long TOTALLY does it for me!!! Yummy!

Andi

conflicted

Did I ever tell you ladies that I look like Howie Long?
No?
I wonder how the slipped my mind.

<Where's my copy of Photoshop?>

LDH

Andee,

BWAHAHAHA my hubby almost died when he started doing NFL on FOX on Sundays. I don't miss a game, even if it's like the sucky Patriots playing. ha ha.

One time we got in an argument cause my sister and I were talking about Howie, and my sister said, "What the hell stupid mother would name a gorgeous son HOWIE?"

I was like, "It's ok, his dad made up for it with that last name. LLLLLOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGG."

Ha ha, needless to say that didn't go over too well, ha ha ha.

Lisa

Billygoat

"It's ok, his dad made up for it with that last name. LLLLLOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGG."

Bwahahahahahaha!

Andi

PS: Since I've started being a church-goer I am SOOO out of touch with NFL on Fox. I miss it!

Which MALE body type do you prefer?

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