Are you and FreeThinker01 the same person? You have the same writing style, the same humor, and the same IP address.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/156524/1.ashx
I prefer Shasta, myself!
I took the red pill (with a cool, crisp glass of Fresca)
by Sebastian Melmoth 25 Replies latest jw friends
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Sebastian Melmoth
Shhh! Don't tell anyone; that's my other personality. (I have about as many personalities as Judy Garland had Munchkins) But seriously folks, thank you all ever so much for the kind words. Having to swallow all of the "smotherly love" that gets thrown at me from the False-Face Society and my Orwellian "Big Mother" (whose mustachioed portrait serves as a constant reminder that, as the Brooklyn Dodgers Bible and Tract Society says, "War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength") Anyway, thanks again, everyone; you're all just fabulous.
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Homerovah the Almighty
Welcome to the reality of humanity Sebastian
It goes down clean and fresh does it not !
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LouBelle
HI Sebastian - welcome to the board.
Ja swallowing the red pill opens up ones' eyes to the real going ons of the Jdubs.
You're funny and I like you already.
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doofdaddy
Free at last! Free at last! Apologies to Martin.
Well I admire your guts and welcome to the real world. Not the jw fear puddle but good stuff, bad shit, boring bits. It's called life
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saywhat29
Welcome new gay guy!
I'm the old new gay guy, so I guess I'll welcome you with open arms, Stilletto boots, and a leather harness.
Yeah, I'm with you bro (or sis), once your eyes are open, you can't believe you use to sweat over all that craziness. And while you may not 'have had the chance to be straight', you now have the chance to be Fabulous!
or Fa-Bo as the kids are saying these days.