I took the red pill (with a cool, crisp glass of Fresca)

by Sebastian Melmoth 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • WTWizard

    This board is a much better place than the Kingdumb Hell. We accept gays as well as straight people (in fact, many gays are genetically predisposed that way or were made that way because of not having the opportunity to live straight).

    The fact that the Washtowel Society likes to bash gays, and then sets up an environment that is conducive to becoming gay, shows that they do not really want to help people. They would rather condemn them--and ruin their lives in the process. You are better off out--then you can develop the kind of life you want to live instead of what the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger wants for you.

  • jamiebowers

    Yours is the funniest post I've read in a while. Good luck to you and hope to hear more from you soon. I would be very interested to hear more about your dad. It sounds like you inherited his sense of humor. Welcome, welcome, welcome!

  • 5go

    Red Pills the cause of and solution to all life's little problems.

  • Hope4Others

    And welcome to the board, Like your sense of humour.


  • Quirky1

    Welcome Sebastian!

    Are you ready for the ride?


  • AGuest

    makes you larger... an-an-and one pill make you small... and the ones that ultra-orthodox mother gives you... don't dooo anything at all...

    Fabulously witty post.

    SA, on her own, with Jefferson Airpla... uh, Starship... playing in the background...

  • Mickey mouse
    Mickey mouse
    Question I would like to know is what would happen if you took both the blue and red pills together?

    Cognitive dissonance overload!

  • Fadeout

    Ah, good to see an Oscar Wilde reference... we don't get enough of that nowadays.

    Your foppishness may make me look manly by comparison. OK... that's still unlikely. But welcome anyway.

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
    Tired of the Hypocrisy

    Welcome Sebastian!

  • jaguarbass

    Hello Sebastian, Welcome to the board.

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