Why Jehovah Witnesses teach a more biblical faith

by tralon 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • Deputy Dog
    Deputy Dog
    4. I ask you, just who is knocking on doors telling people about Christ's coming kingdom and man's need to be ready for this change. The Protestant denominations? No.The Catholics? No.Only the Jehovah's Witnesses. So who is really preaching the gospel here?

    I ask you, have the JWs ever been the first to translated the bible into any language?

  • Quandry

    Hey-I feel cheated because there are two posts that are the same, and this thread has more replies, and my main reply is on the other one!!!!

  • hotchocolate

    LMAO @ Rapunzel..

    Tartaroo.. I read that without blinking until your post.. haha :-)

  • Rapunzel

    I know! "Tralon" is really Theodore Jaracz using a pseudonym!! How clever of you, Teddy!!!! But aren't you the naughty boy!!! Trying to slip into this apostate website in cognito!! Well, now that you're here, take off your clothes...ugh...I mean your shoes and stay a while. Say, we have heard this this week's Watchtower study will feature "new bullshit light. Care to explicate?

  • stillajwexelder

    but by god they can flip flop like a gymnast from hell

  • stillajwexelder

    but by god they can flip flop like a gymnast from hell

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Tralon, one can only wonder why you don't embrace the pure™, true™ worship of Jehovah's Witnesses more fully.

    Are you a mafia hit man or a meth addict? It seems to me that someone as convinced as you claim to be must have a very well-defined reason for not making the commitment that you must know God requires of you. Maybe you are so deeply in love with your wicked wickedness that you are enjoying your present life too much to let it go.

    Do you want your eyes and tongue to rot out of your head at Armageddon? Armageddon is due any minute now, you know. It is even closer now than it was in 1975. It's closer than the inside of your eyelid.

    Do you not want to see your dead loved ones resurrected in Paradise? Was you strange Uncle Walt really that bad? He just had a funny way of showing you his love. Jehovah smiles on pedophiles.

    Are you allergic to ponies, lions, tigers and giraffes? Are you a dedicated carnivore who become nauseous at the thought of eating a vegan Paradise-burger or manna?

    Tell us why you don't want to become a colporteur for the Watchtower. Maybe we can find a way to help you overcome this obstacle so that you too will gain everlasting life in the freedom of the sons of god. Michale Jackson did it. The artist formerly known as Prince Rogers Nelson did it. Don't you love "Rasperyy Beret"? Couldn't you listen to it FOREVER?

    Or don't you believe that Jesus died for trolls too?

  • inkling
    Or don't you believe that Jesus died for trolls too?


  • Samuel Thorsen
    Samuel Thorsen

    Tralon. I understand that you're not a JW.

    So what religion are you? And why?

  • bigmouth

    Trollon pressed the doorbell.......and ran.

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