FUN TEST! I am 37% JW!! Post your percentage here plz (page 8)

WTWizard

I took that test, and came up only 10% Jehovah's Witless. That means I still have work to do--ultimately I would like to bring that down to zero.

WTWizard

I just took it again, and improved. I am only 7% witless. Still too much, though.

searcher

1.	Nontheist(100%)
2.	Secular Humanism(100%)
3.	Theravada Buddhism(83%)
4.	Unitarian Universalism(83%)
5.	Liberal Quakers(45%)
6.	Neo-Pagan(37%)
7.	Taoism(20%)
8.	Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants(18%)
9.	New Age(10%)
10.	Bahá'í Faith(0%)
11.	Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist)(0%)
12.	Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons)(0%)
13.	Eastern Orthodox(0%)
14.	Hinduism(0%)
15.	Islam(0%)
16.	Jainism(0%)
17.	Jehovah's Witness(0%)
18.	Mahayana Buddhism(0%)
19.	Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant(0%)
20.	New Thought(0%)
21.	Orthodox Judaism(0%)
22.	Orthodox Quaker(0%)
23.	Reform Judaism(0%)
24.	Roman Catholic(0%)
25.	Scientology(0%)
26.	Seventh Day Adventist(0%)
27.	Sikhism(0%)

You are 3% Jehovah's Witness!You have what Jehovah's Witnesses call a "rebellious spirit" and a "bad attitude". Even if you became a Witness, you would be a bad one. You'd probably talk to disfellowshipped people instead of shunning them like you're supposed to. You wouldn't blindly agree to every new teaching of the Watchtower. The only friends you would have at the Kingdom Hall would be the teenagers that think you're cool, and the other "rebels". The Kingdom Hall is not in the cards for you.

Quentin

30%....for three reasons...bible 100% inspired by God...ok, so brand me......drive 4 door car...so? Lucky to have one, four door or otherwise.........don't care what people think of me...that bites...doesn't have to make for a good jw...could mean I'd make for a good drug addict......

Heh, heh, heh....ah well, I suppose there's a little jw in us all...I'll take the 30% and be glad....should have lied about the bible and car...

LouBelle

27 % - You have some serious changes to make before you can be baptized as a Jehovah's Witness. Your attitude will likely get you labeled as a rebel. Parents will not encourage their children to hang around you or your children, unless there is reason to believe they can help you become a better Jehovah's Witness. It is unlikely that you will ever really fit in at the Kingdom Hall.

Tired of the Hypocrisy

Check out what Beliefnet says about me...I am shocked. I don't even like those bungholes.....

1.	Sikhism(100%)
2.	Orthodox Judaism(96%)
3.	Islam(94%)
4.	Reform Judaism(93%)
5.	Bahá'í Faith(80%)
6.	Jainism(80%)
7.	Liberal Quakers(69%)
8.	Orthodox Quaker(68%)
9.	Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons)(66%)
10.	Unitarian Universalism(65%)
11.	Hinduism(64%)
12.	Mahayana Buddhism(62%)
13.	Jehovah's Witness(58%)
14.	Neo-Pagan(57%)
15.	Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant(57%)
16.	Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants(55%)
17.	Theravada Buddhism(54%)
18.	Seventh Day Adventist(53%)
19.	New Age(49%)
20.	Eastern Orthodox(45%)
21.	Roman Catholic(45%)
22.	Scientology(38%)
23.	New Thought(37%)
24.	Secular Humanism(35%)
25.	Taoism(34%)
26.	Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist)(31%)
27.	Nontheist(29%)

Crumpet

Of course you can join Crumps, you can be head of the Writing Committee.

Excellent I get to start manipulating facts about our history first right? Shall I say that I am compelled by spirits who dictate what i should write? I probably need to know who the "leader" is so I can fabricate some miracle wheat and a humanitarian history, loving wife and no alcohol problem, along with some tidy manifestos about vaccinations containing pig's blood and there fore she be avoided as if they are the plague and not the cure....

FUN TEST! I am 37% JW!! Post your percentage here plz

WTWizard

WTWizard

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Quentin

LouBelle

Tired of the Hypocrisy

Crumpet

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