"And, beware of the one-towel rule for drying one's hands. The towels were made child size so a child will not waste half a big towel, but that means adults may need two or more towels. Plus, if they want the sink cleaned out, that takes still more towels.
I have been hearing that they are also handing out toilet paper in 2-sheet portions per use. I sure am glad not to be going to those wastefests anymore."
This is not how you treat normal adults at a typical public gathering. Even children get more respect. This is bizarre cult behavior.