Heard any good pick up lines lately?

by Bumble Bee 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit
    Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit

    "Hi there, heard any good pick up lines lately?"

  • veradico
    veradico

    www.linesthataregood.com has some wild ones. One of my favorites is, "I would look good on you."

  • ssrriotsquad
    ssrriotsquad

    A few that I heard my mates using when we were young at D/C's and C/A's

    "You must be one of Job's daughter's, I didn't know the ressurection had started already."

    "Are you by any chance a exocist/chiropractor? Cause you make men's head turn."

    "You must stay in bed alot, cause your getting your fair share of beauty sleep."

    "You heard how big Goliath was. That's the my name of my willy."

    "You must work at both Bonds (a under-clothes manufacturer) and at Dairy Farmers, cause I have just creamed my underpants seeing you."

    "You must be a fulfullment of a Bible verse. Proverb 5:19 Can I have a suck?"

    Another one used was the following at social gatherings, which had a good come back if you were rejected.

    Question (yelling over the music): Do you wanna dance?

    If she rejected (yell at her): I said you fat in those pants.

  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    **Let's just hold each other**

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