"Your name must be Windex because I can see myself in your panties."
Heard any good pick up lines lately?
by Bumble Bee 33 Replies latest jw friends
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IP_SEC
Him: Hey, do you have any (insert ethnicity) Hispanic in you?
Her: Why no, I dont have any Hispanic in me
Him: Would you like some?"Hi! My name is Matt, Whats your name?" usually works best though
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free2think
I don't know about good pick up lines but i had this one recently:
him 'Where have you been all my life?'
me 'somewhere else.'
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IP_SEC
Oh I forgot one... then Im outta here.
Him: Hey! You look just like my 5th wife!
She will invaribly say: OMG I cant believe you've been married 5 times!!!
Him: I havent been married 5 times yet.lol pick up lines are so lame
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free2think
LOL IP I like that one.
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fifi40
"Get your coat.......you've pulled"
"You'll do"
"You like sleeping. ......Me too.....We should do it together sometime"
"If I had to choose between winning the lottery or spending the night with you.......I'd choose wiining the lottery......But it would be real close"
"I am going to have sex with you tonight.....so you might as well be there"......yuk
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Quandry
how about " are you one of the 144000 cause youve got a heavenly body?" That is hilarious!!!!!
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Hope4Others
Here are a few lines I read and thought they were kinda cute!
God told me to come talk to you
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study
I didn't believe in predestination till I met you.
Hope4Others
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Outaservice
He: Hi, are you going steady?
She: Why No!
He: Well, try some Ex-Lax, it works real well!
Outaservice (had no dates in school)
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Outaservice
He: Hi, are you doing anything Saturday night?
She: Why no I'm not.
He: Well, why don't you take a shower!
Outaservice (still no date)