Heard any good pick up lines lately?

by Bumble Bee 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • R.Crusoe

    Baby you got a but like a truck!

    Now if that don't get you picked up she aint hit you hard enough!

  • DJK

    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definately see myself getting into your pants.

  • Son of a preacher man
    Son of a preacher man

    how about " are you one of the 144000 cause youve got a heavenly body?"

  • south african beef
    south african beef

    'your dad must have been a theif - coz he stole the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes!'

  • south african beef
    south african beef

    'now I'm here, what are your other two wishes?'

  • ldrnomo

    Ok first let me say, I'm married and would not use this line.

    So now that the legal stuff is done. Here's the line.

    You approach a woman and say, "I heard a radion talk show host say that pretty women don't know anything about politics. I think he's wrong. Do you know who the Secretary of Defense is? If they don't it proves there a pretty woman and if they do you just tell them that the talk show host was full of it because pretty women do know about politics. This start's a conversation either about politics or about pretty woman.

    Again, all ideas and concept of this pickup process are strictly theory none of these ideas have ever been used on anyone at anytime or in anyway.

    why don't one of you singles try it out and let me know how it works

  • nomoreguilt

    "Say, Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to meet me"?

    I am very married, but I do appreciate good humour.


  • brinjen

    Hi I'm Miss (or Mr) Right, I heard you were looking for me. Never tried it though.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Is that a New World Translation Reference addition in your pocket or are you just glad to see me....I got that alot at assemblies.

  • DJK

    This one could earn a guy a slap for sure.

    " I'd wash my face just to give you a clean place to sit."

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