What the Chinese word for 'Jehovah's Witnesses'?
Ding-Dong
Time for Jokes.....Tell Us Your Favorite JW Joke!
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brandnew
I was watching family guy a couple of nights ago, and they said" hey the jemima witnesses are at the door "!! and they showed some crazy looking people selling pancakes!!😂😂😂 -
punkofnice
From my book, Millions Now Living........
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Vidiot
A Jehovah's Witness, a Moonie, and a Scientologist walk into a bar...
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...and are kicked out five minutes later for starting a turf war.
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LoveUniHateExams
Tell Us Your Favorite JW Joke!
"You can live forever in happiness on a paradise earth!"
That was a belter, wasn't it? Lost of us fell for that crap ...
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Giordano
Brother Farmer approaches a couple of Elders after a meeting and says he has something to confess, he looks distressed so they hurry him into the back room, three sit on one side of the table facing him.
"Tell us!' says the head Elder. There's no reply. "Brother have you committed a sin?" Have you had intercourse with a women? With a man? You have to tell us! TELL US!!
Brother Farmer clears his throat and says "I've been having sex with my goat."
Dead silence......... finally the head Elder leans forward and says "I don't believe I would have been telling that."
The GB is in session....... an assistant knocks and enters "Brothers I've got important good and bad news."
"What's the Good news he is asked"
"Jesus is on the phone and wants to talk to the GB!"
That's great news cry the GB! What could possibly be the bad news?
"He's calling from Salt Lake City."
A young JW knocks on a door which is opened by the homeowner.
"Come in young man and welcome". The JW looks surprised.
"Sit down and tell me why your here."
The young man stares at him...... finally he says "I don't know what to tell you......... I've never gotten this far before."
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brandnew
So a jw horse walks in a bar......and the bartender asks..."why the long face?"....😂😂😂😂😂 -
Simon
Governing body: "We represent god".
[silence]
Bwa ha ha ha haa!!!
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