Time for Jokes.....Tell Us Your Favorite JW Joke!
by new boy 48 Replies latest jw friends
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Fatfreek
Happy New Year, all. To those of ya'll in Dallas -- I wish I were there with you. Have one on me. Perhaps in the Spring or Summer when we can also get New Boy back there with us.
Len Miller
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Kiera
What is the difference between a Rottweiler dog and Jehovahs Witnesses ?
Both are nt fond of lipstick and eventually the Rottweiler will give you your children back.
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Was New Boy
JOKE
Why will BILLIONS of people soon be killed at armageddon including billions of children and people who have never even heard of Jehovah's Witnesses?
Answer...because Jehovah is a god of love!
What a joke!
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kairos
How many JWs doe it take to change a light bulb?
None. They will sit in the dark until "new light".
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Gorbatchov
This joke a CO told us when they visit us for a dinner:
"A sister came to me, she was worried about her son. Brother CO, what do I have to do?
He answered "You can test your son, put a barby doll, a litle sport car toy and a bible on the table. Let him choose and tell me at the next meeting what he did. I will tell you what he will be, a publisher or a pioneer".
The next meeting the sister was very upset. "What did your son choose, sister? He took the barby, the sport car and the bible".
The CO answered "don't worry sister, your son wil become a bethelite".
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Je.suis.oisif
" What's the difference between a JW and a skoda"?
You can shut the door on a skoda!
