NEVER LICK AN EVELOPE!

by Dansk 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    A woman was working in a post office in California.

    One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a

    sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue.

    A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went

    to the doctor and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything.

    A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began

    to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat.

    She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The
    doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump.

    He prepared her for minor surgery.

    When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!

    There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was
    able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva.

    It was warm and moist...

    This is supposedly a true story reported on CNNAndy Hume wrote:

    Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the
    things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't
    licked an envelope for years!"

    I used to work for a print shop(32 years ago) and we were told NEVER
    to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into
    storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw
    several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes
    with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    speechless!

  • the_end_of_eternity
    the_end_of_eternity

    thanks for the warning.....

    but i like living on the edge, so maybe a real someties I will continue to lick......

  • nelly136
  • Clam
    Clam

    Thanks for sharing Ian

    This is supposedly a true story reported on CNN

    "Supposedly" is enough to enforce and spread the urban myth, regardless of the fact. Years ago someone told me that in storage warehouses rats will climb over and randomly piss on the stacked crates of beer. I've resisted drinking direct from the can ever since. ;-)

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    Thanks, Nelly!

    I wasn't convinced it was true and I'm truly grateful for the link!

    Ian

  • nelly136
    nelly136

    yw, can lick n stick your crimbo cards worry free now

  • whyamihere
    whyamihere

    Thanks for that nasty story, Ian!

    Brookie, just doesn't put her tongue anywhere, unless their fee is reasonably fair...lol

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    PLEASE SEE NELLY'S POST WITH LINK. THE STORY ISN'T TRUE!!!

    Ian

  • sweet pea
    sweet pea

    These things rarely are! :-)

    Although my motto in life is - Expect The Unexpected!

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