Don't leave Jehovah's table

by oppgirl63 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    well. he always made me sit at the kids table...

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    well. he always made me sit at the kids table...

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    The FDS bountiful spiritual feast killed my JW mother a few years ago (no blood transfusion).

    Spiritual Food Poisoning ...and they're still serving the same spoiled shit today.

  • Satans little helper
    Satans little helper

    Come over to the dark side..... we have cookies :)

    That was on some of the tee shirts of the apostababes from the Texas apostafest, made me chuckle.

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    Jehovah's table? Is that in Jehovah's Arms (the pub just outside Jerusalem)? (Rumour has it thats where he met the great harlot in the first place! )

    Or it might be the one they set up for picnics in Jehovah's Fold?

    But it could be the table in the board room of Jehovah's People (recruitment agency) or Jehovah's Will and Jehovah's Judgement (branches of his law firm)?

    or is it the table under which Jehovah's Holy Living Creatures reside (they catch the scraps)?

    I'm pretty sure there is also a design table at Jehovah's Direction - the internet based route-finder company (which takes you only on the narrow roads)

    There are lots of tables in Jehovah's heavenly abode.....

    They need to be more specific!

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    LMAO @ poop and tripe!

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    I just remembered the table at Jehovah's Angels (his escort agency)

    and Jehovah's Sheep (the blow-up variety selling really well on the remote islands)

    Which bloody table do we not leave?

    Sirona

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega

    If the Memorial Meal is anything to go by, no one is invited to the table, but you can sit and watch others eat if you like !

  • justhuman
    justhuman

    no I will not become an apostate....

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