Is Rollerdave for real?

by RollerDave 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    Dont you know none of this is real, were all hooked up to the matrix. We are in cyberspace.

  • changeling
    changeling

    If the "apostatruck" is not real I'm outta here!!!!

    changeling

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    I was a Roller-agnostic lately, because I hadn't heard from Roller D. But then last night my cell phone rang, and it showed Dave's name and number. I was suspicious. I answered anyhow. It was his voice, and he actually responded to questions I asked.

    I returned to the realm of a Roller D believer.

    Now as for MrsRoller, RollerDaughter and Frodo (a certain purported friend of the family), all I can say is either they are real, or Dave has some very realistic holograms projecting through his livingroom. The dog was real though. He bumped into my leg.

  • RollerDaughter
    RollerDaughter

    I hope Rollerdave is real! if he's not real then where the heck did i come from?!

    lolol :)

    If the "apostatruck" is not real I'm outta here!!!!

    Changeling - stay! its real i swear! i ride to work in it quite frequently! >_>

    I returned to the realm of a Roller D believer.

    Gopher, Welcome back!! lol

    Angie

  • emy the infidel
    emy the infidel

    >>Character On>> I say there is no way he is real! This is just a prole, a puppet of the evil BushCheneyHalliburtonWarforOil administration! Look at his posts, if you don't believe it! He's an enemy of The People(tm) and a Thought Criminal(tm)>>Character Off.

    Roller Dave, You're as real as they come and an important balance herein.

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo
    I hope Rollerdave is real! if he's not real then where the heck did i come from?!

    Aha! Modern day proof of a virgin birth LOL!!

    Dave - if you could just send me a copy of your birth certificate plus two current utility bills with your full name and address on them, that would be sufficient proof for me...

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    >>Character On>> I say there is no way he is real! This is just a prole, a puppet of the evil BushCheneyHalliburtonWarforOil administration! Look at his posts, if you don't believe it! He's an enemy of The People(tm) and a Thought Criminal(tm)>>Character Off.

    Roller Dave, You're as real as they come and an important balance herein.

    I think the very lovely emy is really Rush Limbaugh's sister.

  • dawg
    dawg

    He's too tall, too tan, and too good looking.

  • JK666
    JK666

    Good question!

    Questions are good, especially after we all got shafted recently. Remember, Descartes full quote is as follows:

    "I question, I think, therefore I am."

    So what about Dave & the Rollers? Are they real? He even sent me a PM last night! Could it be that I am attractive and single, and he wants to send me fluffy things?

    No, I don't think so. Some shit you can't make up. Dave is a friend, even though I never met him. I will call you sometime, thanks for the offer!

    But, just in case I am wrong, I don't swing that way! Keep the fluffy things.

    JK

  • TheSilence
    TheSilence

    He has to be real... otherwise where did that damn ear go?

    Jackie

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