Is Rollerdave for real?

by RollerDave 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • RollerDave
    RollerDave

    This Rollerdave guy, is he for real?

    I mean, the guy just seems larger than life and has so much drama going on, and now there's more of them with the introduction of the wife/gf and daughter characters you gotta wonder.

    Do any of you have any real experience with this joker?

    Are the wife and daughter just him in a wig and a falsetto?

    What about the truck? Are we sure it's not just cardboard cutout?

    Did Roller ever REALLY serve in 'nam?

    Is he REALLY six foot four and built like Charles atlas?

    Was he REALLY the first man to walk on the moon?

    Did he ever REALLY claim any of the above?

    What about that DNA evidence?

    And what exactly is 'rosebud?'

    I'm just saying, is all.

    RD

  • *summer*
    *summer*

    Having a bad day?

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    Rollerdave,

    For some reason....I believe you couldn't be made up! You come across as real.

    r.

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas
    Is he REALLY six foot four and built like Charles Atlas?

    YES. Charles Atlas died 35 years ago and his deltoids have been replaced by mushrooms.

    You skalawag!

  • RollerDave
    RollerDave

    Well yeah, that Roller guy and his cadre of supporting characters seem genuine, but didn't Tragical Trevor and his all-to-convincing female side seem real too?

    How can anyone be sure?

    Have any of you talked to any of these folks in real life or on the phone?

    Showed up on his doorstep bearing beer and steaks?

    Yeah, that would prove it, bringing beer and steaks to grill and enjoy.

    Michelob Golden Draft lite, and chuck steaks would do it...

    I mean, how could a figment of imagination grill em up and crack open a cold one with ya? Am I right?

    This is a real attempt to ensure the integrity of the board, not a transparent attempt to score steaks and beer, I swear!

    Crossed fingers? oh that's for luck, that's all!

    Just saying is all.

    RD

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    I say we report him!

  • RollerDave
    RollerDave

    OK, Ahnold Schawrtzenbooger then.

    Or Jack LaLanne

    but NOT Charles Nelson Reilly.

    RD

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    No such person. I looked it up.

    Warlock

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    There is an unmistakable ambience of reality about his posts, it would be surprising if he was not real.

  • RollerDave
    RollerDave

    I know what you mean, it's almost as if I were there!

    I too would be very surprised if Roller D turned out to be phony.... LOL.

    RD

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