There is a disturbing trend in my area that desperately needs attention from Headquarters.
Congregations are getting together for picnics, parties, "fun nights", etc. This shocking disregard for Theocratic Order reached a head recently when what should have been termed a "GET TOGETHER" was flagrantly referred to as "THE CONGREGATION PICNIC"!!! Even by Elders! If this trend continues, JWs may actually start enjoying each others company and performing spontaneous acts of love and human kindness.
Please send a Circuit Overseer with a shotgun ASAP!!! This must be stopped before it gets out of control!!
(What Would Jarascz Do?)