How about this: There has been new light about higher education and the Internet. Until now, it has been sufficient to counsel people to be careful about these and leave it at that. But now, we have seen that these offenses are horribly serious. Anyone going to school after they can legally drop out, who has access to a computer and Internet, or that goes to a library is committing an offense for which they can get disfellowshipped. Anyone who currently works at a library (even as a window washer) or a computer service place has to quit at once and look for another job that will not involve them with this tool of Satan. The same goes for anyone working at a college, even as a janitor.
After that, they are going to make it a judicial offense to read outside newspapers, books or magazines; listen to real music or to the radio, watch TV, or go to a movie, play, or live performance of any kind. Anyone who works for a company that promotes media must quit, as must anyone that works at a retail establishment that sells newspapers, books, or magazines aside the Puketower magazines. Of course, the money you had been giving to the Tower must not go down any.
At some point, they are going to change the donation arrangement. There will be no collection plate. But, instead each publisher will pick up an envelope and write their names on it. In this envelope, all donations will go. Any donations that you put in without an envelope or with a blank envelope will not count. They will count this like they do service time now, and anyone whose donations are running below the national average as a percentage of what they feel you should be making will be hounded mercilessly about stealing. This will make extra work for the account "servant".
Ultimately, they are going to formalize a recapture program. Instead of disfellowshipping those for whom such would not be a hardship, they will drag such ones into the Kingdumb Hells and force them into a closed circuit. A host will be set up to make sure such ones do not stray again. All inactive and irregular publishers will be at risk, as will those who have committed sins that they can stop them from ever having a chance to commit again. Of course, those with a lot to lose will still get disfellowshipped instead. If a recaptured person becomes apostate or has turned apostate before getting recaptured, they will use extra force to make sure those ones cannot sabotage the Watchtower Society or the congregation. Such ones will never be able to do anything without the host seeing it and forcibly correcting it. (Hey, if Jim Jones can do it, then why wouldn't the Puketower Society come up with this harebrained idea?)
