1.love is natures dirty little trick to make you take care of people you dont even like.
2. its all in your head not your hand.
3. no one can please you better than you can please yourself, its religion tradition culture and perhaps even genetics which makes you feel otherwise... more head games.
4. professionals are just fine when you can afford them.
5. its a biological function, but not a critical one, no one ever died of blue balls.
I was a virgin when I married my virgin JW bride... one word to keep in mind for your first time: lubricant --something we had no clue about for 6 months.... ouch.