My main regret? I'm still a virgin.

by Orgull 65 Replies latest members adult

  • the dreamer dreaming
    the dreamer dreaming

    1.love is natures dirty little trick to make you take care of people you dont even like.

    2. its all in your head not your hand.

    3. no one can please you better than you can please yourself, its religion tradition culture and perhaps even genetics which makes you feel otherwise... more head games.

    4. professionals are just fine when you can afford them.

    5. its a biological function, but not a critical one, no one ever died of blue balls.

    I was a virgin when I married my virgin JW bride... one word to keep in mind for your first time: lubricant --something we had no clue about for 6 months.... ouch.

  • BlackRobeMage
    BlackRobeMage

    "one word to keep in mind for your first time: lubricant --something we had no clue about for 6 months" Sorry, had to chuckle at that one. I almost forgot how it was more important to teach NOT to do it than to teach HOW to do it. My parents never told me anything. I learned the birds and bees from my friends... which isn't really the best way.. but it was much more colorful than some kids' educations.

  • bluebell
    bluebell

    lack of education and trying to stop you doing it rather than explaining how - too true, I had no idea about the "damp spot" I thought I was losing control of my muscles and peeing on my partner, bless him, he never laughed when I suddenly stopped moving went very red and eventually after much cajouling told him I thought I had wet myself.

  • freeme
    freeme

    theres definately something i missed about crumpet O_o

  • minimus
    minimus

    I think Dave (Seven), a former mod here, is back to being a virgin.

  • FlipThis
    FlipThis

    not me; but go get laid for crying-out-loud.

    Just don't catch anything; k?

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