It sure is hard being your lord

by Jehovah_God 46 Replies latest jw friends

  • Thomas Poole
    Thomas Poole

    KNOWING WHO YOU ARE AS A CHRISTIAN

    It is good to learn exactly who a Christian becomes when he joins the Body of Christ and what GOD provides for him in his SON Jesus Christ, along with the enabling of the Holy Spirit. Too often, we do not understand what is happening to us spiritually. We really need to know what the scriptures explain about us after we are saved. We need to understand our new relationship with our Father, his Son, and the Holy Spirit.

    These scriptures are a joyous encouragement and very up-building to a Christian or to anyone seeking to be a Christian: a platform from which to go forth and follow-through after being saved in our relationship with the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit—something to make us better fathers, mothers, children, and neighbors, as we hold hands in the Mightiness of our Lord Jesus Christ.

    It is good to read each declaration. Confess it aloud. Then read aloud each supporting scripture. Remember dear Christian, each scripture is about you personally. Please be encourage to look-up and read each scripture. Allow God’s Holy Spirit to minister these wonderful truths to you. You will be quickened, strengthened, and blessed.

    1. I am a child of God; and therefore, an heir of God and a joint heir with His SON Jesus Christ. Since my God says this, I know that my inheritance can never be taken away. (Please read and study Romans 8:16-17; I John 1:3; Galatians 4:6-7).

    2. I am a new creature in Christ. The old things of my past, lost life have passed away; and behold, God’s new Things have come into “my” life. (II Corinthians 5:17)

    3. I have been forever accepted by God in his Son Jesus Christ, and I am declared by Him to be holy and blameless. (Romans 15:7; Ephesians 1:4) Since God’s Son—perfect in every way—created all things by the Word of His mouth, has accepted me now and forever, it does not matter very much to me if someone else has rejected me. This tells me that in Jesus Christ, I am a person of great worth to My God and Father.

    4. I can never be rejected by My God because I am in His eternal Son, Jesus Christ. I am a member of God’s forever-family. He has declared that He will never desert me nor will He ever forsake me. (Hebrews 13:8)

    It is good to know Jesus Christ is unchanging. He is the same yesterday and today, yes, and forever! (Hebrews 13:8)

    5. I am confident for this very thing: that He (God) who began a good work (Jesus Christ) in me will continue to build and complete Christ’s likeness in me until the day of Jesus Christ (His return) (Philippians 1:6)

    6. My God chose me in Jesus Christ before the foundation of the world. (Ephesians 1:4)

    7. It never ceases to amaze me that my Father would draw me to his Son, Jesus Christ and give me faith to believe in Him and receive Him as my Lord and Savior. Thank you! (John 6:44; John 6:37; Romans 12:3)

    8. I rejoice in the fact that my Father is able to do exceedingly and abundantly beyond all that I can ask or think, according to his power that works in me. (Ephesians 3:20).

    9. I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. (Philippians 4:13).

    10. I have been raised up with Jesus Christ, and I am seated in Him in the heavenly places. (Ephesians 2: 6)

    11. I have been crucified with Christ. It is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me. The life which I now live in this body, I live by faith in the Son of God who loves me, and delivered Himself up for me. (Galatians 2:20)

    12. I have died and my life is hidden with Christ in God. (Colossians 3:3).

    13. Jesus Christ has come into me and has given me His abundant life now. (John 10:10)

    14. Blessed be the God and Father of my Lord Jesus Christ, who has blessed me with every spiritual blessing in the heavenly places in Christ (Ephesians 1:3).

    15. Jesus Christ always lives to make intercession in prayer for me. (Hebrews 7:25).

    16. I know that My God causes all things to work together for my good because I love Him and I have been called according to His purpose. (Romans 8:28).

    17. Nothing and no one shall over be able to separate me from God’s love which is in Christ Jesus my Lord. (Romans 8:39).

    18. For it is God who is at work in me both to will and to do His good pleasure. (Philippians 2:13).

    19. He foreknew me, and He also predestined me to be conformed to the image of His Son, that He might be the first born among many brethren. (Romans 8:29).

    20. The love of God has been poured forth within my heart through the Holy Spirit who has been given to me (Romans 5:5) Also, with the love that God has poured into my heart, I choose to love Him with all my heart, body, mind, and strength, and to love my neighbor (regardless who my neighbor is) as myself. (Matthew 22:37-40).

    21. I thank you my God that you always lead me in your triumph in Christ. (II Corinthians 2:14).

    22. I will overwhelmingly conquer all things through Christ because He loves me. (Romans 8:37).

    23. I have been given authority to tread upon serpents and scorpions (Satan’s demons in type), and over all the power of the enemy, and nothing shall by any means hurt me. (Luke 10:19).

    24. I am forever secure because I am seated in Christ. (Ephesians 2:6).

    25. God will never condemn me. (John 5:24, Romans 8:1).

    26. God declares me righteous. (Romans 3:22; Romans 4:22-25).

    27. I have been made complete in Jesus Christ. From God’s point of view there is nothing missing—check me and see when I arrive on the scene in heaven! (Colossians 1:10)

    28. I am already a citizen of heaven. I am already registered on the rolls! (Philippians 3:20)

    29. I have been transferred out of Satan’s kingdom into God’s Kingdom! (Colossians 1:13)

    30. I have been forgiven through the provision of the blood of Jesus Christ! (Ephesians 1:7; I John 1:7,9) Furthermore, He does not remember those past forgiven sings! (Hebrews 10:17).

    31. God promises to supply all my needs according to His riches in Christ Jesus. (Philippians 4:19).

    32. Thank you Heavenly Father for giving me exceedingly great and precious promises, that through these I may be a partaker of your divine nature, having escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust. (II Peter 1:4).

    Heavenly Father, it is thrilling to read that all of your promises have their “Yes” in my Lord Jesus Christ and that they are for your glory through me. (II Corinthians 1:20)

    33. Thank you Lord Jesus for telling me that your words are eternal. You said, “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words shall not pass away.” (Matthew 24:35)
    PRAISE THE LORD TO THE GLORY OF GOD !

  • Simon
    Simon

    wohooo Satan ! You got a deal !

    erm... wait, an hour? You mean I have to last and hour... right ?

    Damn, Jehovah was right... you are cruel !

  • Jehovah_God
    Jehovah_God

    I'm sorry I forgot to have my all-important second in command mentioned even once in the old testament, my bad

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Jehovah:

    Smite me!

    Expatbrit

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Jehovah

    Um.. There is this guy who has been bugging me, by the name of thomas poole. He claims a lot of authority. He claims to know you, what you are thinking, what you will do, how you feel, what your yearly income is, etc. Has he ever met you?

    Satan

  • Mommie Dark
    Mommie Dark

    JESUS IS COMING AGAIN!
    So give him a towel...

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Jehovah_God,

    Now that you finally graced us with your presence, I have a few questions I would like you to answer.

    1. Why was I born a woman? It's hard being a woman and some men suck.

    2. Why did you make me with small boobs? I wanted big ones!

    3. Why couldn't you have made menstration less painful?

    4. If I promise to be good, can I have Mel Gibson as a Christmas present?

    God, I have more questions, but will be content for now if you answer these few.

    Amen, Lilacs

    "I don't want someone in my life I can live with, I want someone in my life I can't live without."

  • Jehovah_God
    Jehovah_God

    Ok thbis thomas poole guy, hmm..rings a bell...i forgot if he was under the book of life or not..sometimes I goof and put peoples name in the wrong book! har! Oh well...
    Ok lilac:

    1. Why was I born a woman? It's hard being a woman and some men suck.

    I kinda designed the universe to run itself so I can watch my favirote TV shows..in fact I think my entore purpose in creating mankind was so that one day they would make 'Friends' So basically thats the cards you were dealt.

    2. Why did you make me with small boobs? I wanted big ones!

    Man, when i created boobs I didnt realize theyd be such a big deal. They are baby feeding utensils! I dont see you people getting worked up over a spoon!

    3. Why couldn't you have made menstration less painful?

    Well see if the universe is to run itself its important that all life reproduces..so the most effecient way for you humans to reproduce is for the female to be ripe like a firm tomato for a period every 30 days and then if she dont reproduce she is PUNISHED with lots of owie pains..i was hoping you guys would reproduce like rabbits in order to avoid that monthly pain for 9 months.

    4. If I promise to be good, can I have Mel Gibson as a Christmas present?
    Sorry, mother teresa already has dibs on him.

    God, I have more questions, but will be content for now if you answer these few.

    cool..im gonna go shoot some pool using gas giants as balls with the angels. Peace!

  • crownboy
    crownboy

    Hey God,
    Did you really create us in your own image? And if not your image then whose? Are you a shy person? You always seem to only talk to one obscure person at a time (or one internet forum) and not to great crowds. I'm sure if you ask CNN for a couple of minutes you can set man straight on a ton of things. How you feel about that Bin Laden guy?

  • Sunchild
    Sunchild

    Say, God, as long as you're here and you seem like such a swell guy, do you mind fixing up lesbians? I'd kinda like a date with Janet Jackson. And if she's not available, Christina Ricci will do just fine.

    Respectfully Yours,

    *Rochelle.

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    "All your base are belong to us."

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