Parody of Song 113: "We're No Longer Witnesses!"

by TJ - iAmCleared2Land 29 Replies latest social humour

  • sweetstuff
    sweetstuff

    LMAO, that was awesome, thought I would try it, to Kiss the Son lest God be Angry,

    Kiss our butts least we get angry,
    And you're org perishs in the way,
    Happy all are those that learn not to trust
    in the WTS today.

    They are deluded,
    they are refuted!
    Don't listen to a word they say,
    The lies get bigger every day!

    Kiss our butts least we sue you,
    Because what you teach is untrue,
    Happy are all those that learn to walk away!

    That's all I got.

  • skeeder
    skeeder

    What a great laugh I got from this. This is a new idea for passing the time when we are roped in to attending a meeting.

    S

  • oompa
    oompa

    I can learn these new lyrics easy, great parody! This used to be one of my favorite songs, and we sure used it a lot a conventions. I posted about it (poorly} as I could not remember if it was song 61,62,63? in the old pink songbook.

    I would rather it not be stuck in my head now....oompa

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Bumped for a new "overlapping generation" of forum members!

  • skin
    skin

    This is now song number 63 in the new "Sing out Joyfully to Jehovah" song book.

  • MissFit
    MissFit

    I am curious. I know this is an old thread but was there ever a sing long with that song at any apostatfests like what was suggested?

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    Love this....and I thought I was the only Weird Al Yankovic of Kingdom Songs out there !

  • MissFit
    MissFit

    Do you have some to share Pete?

  • dubstepped
    dubstepped

    Lmao, thanks for the bump stuckinarut! The OP is great!

  • Themdoubts
    Themdoubts

    Brilliant!

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