Name Some RIDICULOUS JW Beliefs

by minimus 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    I'll start with a couple.....JWs believe that EVERYTHING in Revelation is symbolic EXCEPT the number 144,000.

    JWs believe that donating blood is wrong. Yet JWs can accept "blood fractions" which can only be recieved if one donates blood!

  • kid-A
    kid-A

    Or you could just BTT this one?

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/121351/1.ashx

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    Or you could just BTT this one?

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/121351/1.ashx

    LMFAO.......um, he got ya min! I think the napkin on the head, or diaper, if no napkin is available is pretty stupid!

  • Alligator Wisdom
    Alligator Wisdom

    We are living at the extreme end of the final part of the last days.

    Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously)

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow
    Name Some RIDICULOUS JW Beliefs

    All of them.

    I can't think of any that aren't ridiculous

  • blondie
    blondie

    The constellation of the seven stars forming the Pleiades appears to be the crowning center around which the known systems of the planets revolve.... It has been suggested, and with much weight, that one of the stars of that group is the dwelling place of Jehovah and the place of the highest heavens;....

    The constellation of the Pleiades is a small one compared with others which scientific instruments disclose to the wondering eyes of man. But the greatness in size of other stars or planets is small when compared to the Pleiades in importance, because the Pleiades is the place of the eternal throne of God.

    J. F. Rutherford, Reconciliation, 1928, p. 14.

    http://www.seanet.com/~raines/jehovah.html

  • crashfire451
    crashfire451

    Personally, I like the one about the all-knowing, all-powerful, invisible someone who designed and created all that exists. Ridiculous.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Ridiculous: ONLY the Watchtower Society knows that the end is very very very close.

    That everyone but JWs will die at Armageddon and even if you're a Witness, if you aren't zealous enough, you're gonna die too!

    Beards are "worldly" yet Jesus had a beard

    Elders should give public talks with a suit only! A navy blue blazer and gray pants is forbidden.

  • sexyk
    sexyk

    You cant smoke, but yet back in the 30's and 40's, it was acceptable to smoke. Even my uncle (who's still in the religion, although he doesn't agree with most of it) said he remembered someone smoking at the back of the hall. HAHA.

  • BFD
    BFD

    The number one ridiculous JW belief is...

    "We have the truth"

    BFD

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