by minimus 61 Replies latest jw friends
Hark! The Circuit Overbear Circuit Overseer is coming! The Circuit Overseer is coming!
Oh I just can't wait for the new release this coming Convention!
We're actually having a speaker from Beth Hell Bethel give the Puke-ic Public Lecture on Sunday! (happy, happy, joy, joy!!!!!!!!!!)
On most things that really really really don't matter, and yet forget about the big things like
Mercy, Justice and Mercy
abr
I am sitting in front of a TV with the remote in my hand,
when suddenly a commercial preview for the latest terror movie appeared.
A fine witness brother snatched the remote from me, saying:
'I can't believe that you're letting demons in this house!'
BJs
Yes, blue jeans certainly can't be worn to meetings or out in field service...hmmm, this might refer to something else...well, nevermind.
Out in service with the girls, gotta meet for service, so I take the lead, and have to wear a hanky on my head because there is no one with a wang available.
there is no one with a wang available.
Ah yes! Wangs are very important to JWs. Vaginas are definitely considered inferior. Just one of the many differences of opinion I had with the Witnesses.
Nvr
They SAY that WE should use OUR God given consciences to make appropriate decisions but if you do just that, you will be counseled for not having a properly trained Christian conscience. They make a big deal over exercising your own free will and when you do, you have the threat of expulsion hanging over you.
Being a 13 year old in the school yard spotted by an elder's wife when a boy hands me a piece of bubble gum. Elder's wife thinks you're holding hands with the boy, next meeting you're hauled into the back room and accused of being on the pill and having sex with the boy.
Good to hear the WTS has finally banned bubble gum, that stuff is evil!
Hey
Well my dad who is a Elder is so against Coffee breaks, but i say why make a big deal out of nothing.
Number 1 - Who is doing what with whom, when, where, how and why I'm not involved?
If you're single (between the ages 18-21) - do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
If you're single (over 21 and female) - What is wrong with me?
If you're single (over 21 and male) - Am I a geek?
If you're married - planning for children?
Pioneer - Hours
MS's - Am I doing it right?
Elder's - just about anything but themselves and/or their immediate family
Elder's Wife's - See Number 1
MS's Wife's - Why isn't my hubby a Elder?
