ANYTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENED ON THE DOORS? (page 2)

FireNBandits

I lived in an apartment for several years that had a mail slot on the door. I saw some Dubs coming down the street so I slipped on a hand puppet of Mickey Mouse (I gave puppet shows for the kids at church), and when the Dubs came to my door I stuck my hand with the puppet on it thru the mail slot and talked to the Dubs that way. My Mickey Mouse voice is perfect. They never so much as cracked a smile. Humorless people. I enjoyed it though! -Martin

daystar

Being attractive teenaged boys, we'd occasionally be greeted by a smokin' MILF dressed only in a robe, which was always titillating.

BFD

ANother time a male householder listened to my presentation and then left to get the money, when he came back he had a full erection sticking out of his robe,

The same thing happened to me. I made sure to put him on my call back list! teehee

BFD

nvrgnbk

The same thing happened to me. I made sure to put him on my call back list!
BFD

Behave BFD!

aSphereisnotaCircle

lived in an apartment for several years that had a mail slot on the door. I saw some Dubs coming down the street so I slipped on a hand puppet of Mickey Mouse (I gave puppet shows for the kids at church), and when the Dubs came to my door I stuck my hand with the puppet on it thru the mail slot and talked to the Dubs that way. My Mickey Mouse voice is perfect. They never so much as cracked a smile. Humorless people. I enjoyed it though! -Martin

I would love to have seen this!

Just the vision in my head is hilarious..

metaspy

I have twice had a gun pulled on me. Both times I simply said I was sorry to have offended them and left.

An old man one time came to the door with nothing on. (I later found out that he does this every time someone comes to his door. Information that would have been useful!)

A child on the third story of an apartment building told me he was going to hit me with water balloons. I said ok since it was really hot outside. He threw a couple and missed entirely. To save face he said "Quit moving." - I hadn't moved.

I had a man escort me to my car, face to face screaming profanity.

A brother in my hall had a video from when he went to Equador. At one door the woman of the house dumped the chamber pot on them, out the window while they were knocking. [gag] Why wasn't I moved to go where the need is greater???

FourMs

I used to feel faint often when I was a teenager. The feeling would creep up on me while I was out in service. A few times I fainted at people's doors. I remember one time waking up inside this guys house on his couch. At least my sister was there, I don't remember getting to the couch but the man was trying to make me drink a glass of orange juice.

Another time happened at a seniors home with my best friend while out in service. It was really hot and an old lady was trying to give me a glass of warm water that smelt like it came from the toilet. Like that's going to revive me...

Anyways, I pioneered for 5 years and had lots of weird things happen, so I'm sure I'll think of more to post.

FourMs

Hortensia

yeah, I thought this thread was about Jim Morrison too! Nothing ever happened at the doors, it was mind-numbingly boring except for the time the elderly sister's slip fell off while she was talking at the door. She had great aplomb, and just picked it up and put it in her bag.

journey-on

Is it just me, or is that an expression not usually used here in the U.S.? I didn't get the question at first. We didn't call it "the doors", did we, or have I forgotten? I think I said door-to-door. Correct me if I'm wrong and have just forgotten.

anewme

FourMs you are just the cutest little story teller!!!!

ANYTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENED ON THE DOORS?

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