Women Knowing their place........

by crazyblondeb 10 Replies latest social humour

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    WOMEN KNOWING THEIR PLACES

    Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles
    in Kabul , Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict.
    She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their
    husbands.

    She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk
    behind their husbands. From Miss Walter's vantage point, despite
    the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem
    to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to
    maintain the old custom.

    Miss Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do
    you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so
    desperately to change?"

    The woman looked Miss Walters straight in the eyes, and without
    hesitation said, "Land Mines."


    MORAL OF THE STORY: BEHIND EVERY MAN IS A SMART WOMAN

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    (coughing, choking and sputtering with laughter here) Excellent reason! Hilarious, Shell! Thanks!

  • RAF
    RAF

    ... ...

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    QUALITY! So funny!

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    Here's another one...

    MAN Of YOUR HOUSE

    The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN
    BE The MAN Of YOUR HOUSE' He stormed into the kitchen and walked
    directly up to his wife.
    Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now
    on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is
    law!

    You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
    finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert
    afterward.

    Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me,
    and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw
    me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and
    bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after
    that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

    His wife replied, "The freaking funeral director would be my
    guess."

  • juni
    juni

    Very funny Shell.

  • avidbiblereader
    avidbiblereader

    Good jokes, I never was into that Man of the House, Bull

    abr

  • seawolf
    seawolf

    funny

  • Madame Quixote
    Madame Quixote

    Sheeet! Make it forty-five paces for me!

  • Madame Quixote
    Madame Quixote

    . . . speaking of which, the maid quit and i'm drunk again; hey! let's go shopping:

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/131951/1.ashx

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