I was questioned by 5 elders...yep, 5...count em...FIVE bastards.
...and it wasn't over anything that I could be DFd over.
A group of young people had an impromptu party at a friends house whose parents were out of town. Sounds like the making of a John Hughes teen movie, right? Nope...the son whose parents house where the "scandal" occured was in his mid-twenties. And the party was just friends getting together to go sledding after a snow storm with coffee and hot chocolate afterwards.
But you'd have thought that an orgy had taken place from the reaction of the elders.
"Who was there?" "Did anyone pair off?" "Who sat next to who?" "Did you see anyone hold hands?" "Did anyone get too familiar with anyone else?" "What was Sister Seperated wearing?" "Did she flirt with anyone?"
They were on a witch hunt...you could almost see them licking their chops in anticipation of lowering the boom on someone. But, they came away disappointed...because it was all innocent fun and nothing improper happened, though we were counseled for having an unchaperoned gathering...which didn't make sense. The oldest person there was 30, an unmarried MS and the youngest was 19.