My kid is having sex with your honor student.
Your favorite "bumper stickers"
Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Driver only carrys $20 dollars
worth of amunition
My dad brought this one for my mom from CA:
The Weather is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful!
More bone yard threads...
New bumper sticker....."God there is a problem down here....Me!
my other car in in service.
No war was ever fought in the name of Wicca
My other car's a broom
Hang up and drive
If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em
I hope you get the god you deserve (I think this one is kinda mean, actually)
A house fell on my sister
Born right the first time
My karma ran over your dogma
Don't cheat - the Government hates competition!
I am menopausal and packing a 357 magnum!
A half truth is a whole lie.
GO AHEAD - HONK YOUR BRAINS OUT - IT WON'T TAKE LONG