I have two
1. "PLEASE GOD PROTECT ME FROM YOUR PEOPLE"
2. "IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING LET GO.......IF IT DOESN'T COME BACK, HUNT IN DOWN AND KILL IT"
Your favorite "bumper stickers"
by new boy 93 Replies latest jw friends
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BabaYaga
Saw one the other day that I thought was just a little TOO succinct:
"We are creating enemies faster than we can kill them."
Yes, I'm in the US.
Baba. -
restrangled
I'm the one your parents warned you about.
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new boy
Buba.............I guess I got three.
"WAR IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS..............INVEST YOUR SON"
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Slick Willie
JESUS IS COMING
(look busy)
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BrentR
The one I have had on my truck for several years is:
Hang up and drive!
I have had so many near misses with people flapping thier pie holes instead of focusing on the road.
I also like the one that says: My kid is having sex with your honor student.
My daughter gets straight A's but I know that no one else cares and I would not expect them to.
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Warlock
"Jesus is coming...............and boy, is he pissed!"
Warlock
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Good Girl or Bad Girl?
"A House Fell on My Sister"
The one I just ordered for my laptop: "Reading is Sexy"
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becca1
Your Ugly and Your Mother Dresses You Funny
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MsMcDucket
I seen these two and thought they were funny. This one must of been directed to the man's wife: Will work for sex!
This one was on an old guy's car: I'm not a dirty old man. I'm a sexy senior citizen!