Your favorite "bumper stickers" (page 2)

"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing their idiot."

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PROCRASTINATE NOW!

I HAVE A DEGREE IN LIBERAL ARTS; DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

OUTASERVICE

I have 2 on my motorcycle helmet (my version of a bumper)

"Never Trust A Preacher With A Boner"

and

"If You Can't Feed 'em, Don't Breed 'em"

And yet to be placed on my helmet;

"I Hate Everyone, Please Make A Note Of It"

Somebody's gotta do it; so have at it!

EVERBODY WANTS WHIRRLED PEAS

My opinions are
not for public display

"I Hate Everyone, Please Make A Note Of It"

Big Willy, you made me remember the one I tell people about my husband, which is: He's not a racist. He hates everyone equally.

Big Willy, you made me remember the one I tell people about my husband, which is: He's not a racist. He hates everyone equally.

Mrs BW once had an aunt she referred to has an "equal opportunity bigot" she also hated everyone

ps - I don't really hate everyone, just like the tough guy image

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IN CASE OF RAPTURE
Can I have your car?

I'm not paranoid!
Which one of my enemies told you that??

TURN SIGNALS
Not just for smart people anymore!

Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church

Your favorite "bumper stickers"