2006 THANKSGIVING MENU AT BETHEL New World Diner
Welcome to NEW WORLD FOOD and "SPIRITS"
(a NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION for the FAITHFUL & DISCREET DINER
ENTREES
Shrimp Creole
Trinitarian Roast
Torture Steak with Awake! flavor enhancer
Governing Body Kabobs (with real meat, in due season, of course!
Jehovah Gyros
Filet of No Sole
Chicken ala Kingdom
Elder Burgers
Wild Beast Stew Gilead Goulash Book Study Surprise Good News Bologna Last Days Lasagna
APPETIZERS
Society Soup
Little "g" Salad (with 144,000 Island Dressing and Christendom Croutons
Big "G" Salad (with Headquarters Cheese and Anointed Salad Dressing Evil Slave Salad with End of the World Salad Dressing District hors'douvres SIDE DISHES
Russell Potato Chips
Rutherford Rolls (Royce)
No Cross Buns made with Miracle Wheat
Franz Fries
Retried Human Beans
Spicy Gehenna Chili
Passed Over Memorial Bread Leo Greenpeas Field Ministry Fondue Ministerial serviettes Territorial Toast with UN Jam Rank & File Weenies DESSERTS
Pioneer Upside-down Cake
Arch Angels Food Cake
Beth Sarim Ice Cream: 3 flavors: Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
Apostate Pops
Pagan Pudding
Date Bread Surprise
Prophet in a Sense Cakes Everlasting Life Cookies BEVERAGES
1925 Shun Shine Punch
1914 Watchtower Rose'
New Light Beer Life's Water Free NEW ON THIS YEARS MENU Millennium Bean" Cassoulette Humble Pie Seol soufflé
No Hell Humus
Ministry melon wedges
Partaker's Pumpernickel Holy Spirit Spumoni All meals must be worked for and no grace is accepted. We will furnish each person with unlimited "truth" picks when brushing is not convenient.
Hope you can come!
2006 THANKSGIVING MENU AT BETHEL
by Scorpion 28 Replies latest social humour
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Scorpion
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jwfacts
Torture Steak
lol, I ate a few of them a Bethel.
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exwitless
Hilarious!!!!
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Abandoned
LOL, very funny. Well, we know they won't be having turkey - that would be canablism.
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crazyblondeb
Humble Pie
The GB might choke on this one!!
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Rabbit
BEVERAGES
1925 Shun Shine Punch
1914 Watchtower Rose'
New Light Beer Life's Water FreeNew !
This was great ...thanks for the smile !
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gordon d
LMAO!!! what?.. No Liver???
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XU
Whoa. That was so sweet! Did you come up with all that? I love it! My brother went to Bethel to waste his youth and they trained him to be a waiter - so valuable.
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Stealth453
Very funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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Scorpion
XU,
I have been adding new entrées over the years, a few of them have been suggestions from others. The first one of these Thanksgiving menus I posted was over 7 years ago on a Bible Student Forum which landed me on moderated status. :-)
Since then I have added about 12 things to the menu. Any suggestions for next years menu are welcome. Scorpion