another new guy

by Art Vandelay 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • gordon d
    gordon d

    HEELLLLOOOOO! Art! So you wanna be my latex salesman???

    Glad you're here! You came to a GREAT place with some Fantastic people. Watch your mouth though... LadyLee will delete you and Mouthy will send you to Mary's room.

    So.. You say you're a real Stones fan???? OK...what album is Memory Motel on and no cheating!

    Gordon

  • becca1
    becca1

    Welcome!

  • *jeremiah*
    *jeremiah*

    "Say Vandalay!...say Vandalay! Good to see a Seinfeld fan on here.

  • Sam87
    Sam87

    welcome

  • Carmel
    Carmel

    how can someone still green behind the ears have a dry sense of humor?

  • gordon d
    gordon d

    Hey Carmel... I think "DRY" was a nice way to say "sadistically hurtful and malicious"...

    example:

    I happen to know this young man and one day, after not seeing him for several years (and having gained a few pounds ...which I have since lost!!!) He greeted me at the door by turning around and yelling, "Mom! Some fat guy ate Gordon!"

    Gotta love the little ....

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    You may call yourself Art Vandelay, but we all know the truth, you are none other than George Costanza. Admit it!

    Oh, and welcome.

  • gordon d
    gordon d

    Thanks Jayhawk.... Like THAT'S the last image I wanted to see before going to bed!

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    Sorry, would this be better?

  • gordon d
    gordon d

    UHHH...No

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