by Black Man 26 Replies latest jw friends
: I don't think that black people have cornered the market in awful taste - I've seen some nasty-assed white women in bright/neon spandex before
When it comes to the worst Gawd-awful hats in the entire Universe, Carman Miranda is the creme-de-la-creme. Therefore, she was definitely anointed! And if she got hungry during the memorial she could just take a nice, ripe pineapple from her hat for a snack!
Farkel
"When in doubt, duck!"
I remember one Memorial where this older lady (a visitor, not JW) took the bread and the wine. When she had the wine she left lipstick all over the cup and crumbs in it. My mom's best friend was annointed and was sitting a few seats away from the old lady. The people between them kept turning the cup a little hoping that my mom's friend wouldn't have to drink from the same side. It was totally funny at the time.
I like the way my church handles it. Each person dips the bread into the grape juice and eats it quietly. Everyone, including the children, participates. After the service the kids can be found in the kitchen dipping the rest of the bread into the juice and having a grand old time.
AmazingProgeny
Naw, if she was wearing a green dress and a yellow hat, she wasn't black. Black women KNOW how to match hats with outfits, NYC.
She was Polish.
Lisa
Billygoat asked:
"What were the reactions of the others watching?"
Kinda dumbstruck "shake-your-head-while-pursing-your-lips" amazement like "I can't believe this woman is up here slurpin' Christ's blood from a got-damn straw".
Amazing Progeny said:
" I remember one Memorial where this older lady (a visitor, not JW) took the bread and the wine. When she had the wine she left lipstick all over the cup and crumbs in it. My mom's best friend was annointed and was sitting a few seats away from the old lady. The people between them kept turning the cup a little hoping that my mom's friend wouldn't have to drink from the same side. It was totally funny at the time."
Yeah...that happened another time in my congo once or twice. Although it involved that interested yet highly mentally unstable bible study being brought to their first memorial. Totally hilarious
at the time.
Farkel said:
"When it comes to the worst Gawd-awful hats in the entire Universe, Carman Miranda is the creme-de-la-creme. Therefore, she was definitely anointed! And if she got hungry during the memorial she could just take a nice, ripe pineapple from her hat for a snack!"
LOL! Word......who knew....huh? Hilarious.....
Funny as hell, Black Man.
You know, my wife asks for a straw whenever we go out to eat. The lipstick, you know. Is that the same thing?
Slurping out of a goddamm straw, huh? What was she afraid of... catching a disease and dying? A freakin' straw? Mother duck...
Hate to say this... don't throw anything at me y'all... but I'm with nytel. I'd bet twenty bucks the sister was black. Everybody knows white women don't wear hats... or get to 350lbs.
holla
OMG, this is too damn funny! But, guys, come on. You have to know why she used a straw!!!!! I don't think she was worried at all about lipstick or germs.
Everyone knows if you drink with a straw, you get high twice as fast!
April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
The significance of the group being able to hear the slurping through the straw, is that she was hitting bottom. She drank it all.
She passed up the bread and drank all the wine. Sounds like she wasn't all that mental, after all.
COMF
P.S. feels that the friends should treat her with special reverence "since she's one of Christ's brothers"
Why does that have such a familiar ring to it?
Tatiana said:
"OMG, this is too damn funny! But, guys, come on. You have to know why she used a straw!!!!! I don't think she was worried at all about lipstick or germs. Everyone knows if you drink with a straw, you get high twice as fast
