Exciting New Use For Tract

by Asheron 23 Replies latest jw friends

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  Asheron

  I came home from work yesterday and lo and behold, a faithfull servant of Jah had dropped off the new tract!! I devoured the exciting words of death and destruction. I especially liked the second picture of the nasty harlot getting eaten. After enjoying this message of love and tolerance I went to the garage to let our Dachshund, Tati, out to and to clean up the paper we leave down in case of "accidents".

  Hmmm I thought, would this be an effective botter??? I put it down in place of the normal paper. Today when I came home I opened the garage and lo and behold my faithful servant Tati had delivered her own moist, steaming, brown message right on the tract. Who's a good girl!!! Guess who got extra treats today.

  What new use can you find?

  Asheron
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  ballistic

  Wiki has some ideas... I like idea number 29...

  1. Make Paper
  2. Make a Paper Chain
  3. Make a Flapping Paper Airplane
  4. Fold a Paper Rose
  5. Make a Funnel or Cone from Paper
  6. Make Paper Wasps
  7. Cut Paper Without Using Scissors
  8. Make a Paper Ship
  9. Make Paper from Old Scrap Paper
  10. Make a Paper Sailboat
  11. Make Paper Look Old
  12. Make a Paper Crane
  13. Make a Paper Football
  14. Make a 3 D Paper Snowflake (REDIRECT)
  15. Make a 3D Paper Snowflake
  16. Make a Paper Snowflake
  17. Create Paper Mache
  18. Make a Paper Army Tank
  19. Make the Crepe Paper Flowerlets to Cover a Pinata
  20. Make a Paper Square Whip
  21. Make a Pencil Holder From a Can
  22. Write an Invisible Message
  23. Cut Paper
  24. Make Paper Dolls
  25. Make a Paper Hat
  26. Fold a Paper in to a Heart (REDIRECT)
  27. Make a Paper Snake
  28. Boil Water in a Piece of Paper
  29. Make Any Public Toilet Clean
  30. Play Rock, Paper, Scissors
  31. Make Paper Mache Objects
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  Butters

  Starting a new Anthrax hoax of course comes to mind. What a way to get them into the national spotlight too. Send a that tract in a blank white envelope without your prints on it, to some national idiot at the pentagon or white house with some powdered milk inside. Just write on the return addess "I like the band Anthrax" and see the magic start... You will see a picture of Bethel on TV on all channels in a matter of hours. The Brooklyn building will be in the spotlight and every little sick detail of the organzation will come out in the national media. This is the ticket. Of course I am only joking.
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  OnTheWayOut

  Don't do it Butters, the federal authorities won't like it.

  Stick with the pumpkin idea if you gotta do something.
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  ballistic

  Don't you just love brain-storming.
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  Mary

  What new use can you find?

  How bout we make our own tract, print it off, give each 'postate here 50 copies to distribute and sit back and wait to get persecuted.
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  Asheron

  Mary,

  I love it. Can we do a new graphic with sunshine on the cover!!!
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  Mary

  Can we do a new graphic with sunshine on the cover!!!

  How 'bout tomorrow hon....Ah's gettin' sleepy.......Although we could get Karl (KW13) to come up with sumpthing. He's uh, good at graphics.
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  juni

  I'll yawn with ya Mary.....

  That sounds like a good idea having Karl put his special touch on it!

  I could see cute little Tati squatting over it! lol Kisses Tati! they don't have a doggie treat icon so you get pizza instead.

  Juni
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  Butters

  I heat up...I can't cool down...You've got me going...Round and round....Round and round...round it goes...